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Academic Humor

At Calculated Risk there’s a bit about the “Comedy Session” at the American Economists Association annual meeting.  Pretty slim pickins.

One of my favorite economist jokes is:

Two men are flying in a captive balloon. The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they are. So they go down to 20 m above ground and ask a passing wanderer. “Could you tell us where we are?”

“You are in a balloon.”

So the one pilot to the other:

“The answer is perfectly right and absolutely useless. The man must be an economist”

John Derbyshire delivers, from time to time, math jokes.  I particularly liked this one – although it’s a true story.

Once when walking past a lounge… filled with a large crowd watching TV, [Polish mathematician Antoni Zygmund] asked one of his students what was going on. The student told him that the crowd was watching the World Series and explained to him some of the features of this baseball phenomenon.

Zygmund thought about it for a few minutes and commented: ‘I think it should be called the World Sequence.

And ever since I read that I’ve referred to it as such.

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  1. Craig Moore says:

    I always like this one:

    A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

    The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.”

    Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”

    Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal”?

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